All posts by Aaliyahtheshadowfox

Yeah I'm still making more of these but anyways lets just start

Jonathan: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Argyle: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Jonathan: NO-

(Argyle you good?)

Steve: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

Nancy: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

(Is she wrong tho?)

Hopper: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Okay I'll stop)

Erica: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Dustin: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Robin: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Dustin: We’re not talking about flavour, Robin!

Robin: Flavour counts!

Dustin: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Steve: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Dustin: Okay, but-

Steve: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Robin: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Dustin: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, ROBIN!

Robin: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, DUSTIN!

Erica: I- Jesus-

(The Scoops Troops got to chill lol)

Nancy: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

Barbara: No, well, actually, it is.

Nancy: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

(Nancy-)

Will: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*

Will, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

(It's called whole foods for a reason-)

Dustin: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Eddie: Oh, we've had worse.

(Don't do it Eddie, pls!)

Bob: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Hopper: No.

Bob: Okay.

Hopper:

Hopper: Do you smell smoke?

Bob: The secret is that the house is on fire.

(Who burnt the food? that's what I want to know lmao)

Will: I am your king, long may I reign!

Mike: Well I didn’t vote for you!

Will: You don’t vote for kings.

Mike: Well how’d you become king then?

Will: Robin of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Will, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Mike: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

(Will the wise ah yes)

Lucas: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Eleven: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

(EL PLEASE-)

Murray: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Joyce: And you came to me?

(Why though Murray?)

Nancy: How does that even work?

Eddie, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!

Nancy: Your face doesnt make sense.

(ROASTED LMAO)

Murray: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Joyce: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.

Murray, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

(What rules were broken though?)

Lucas: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.

Will: Me.

Lucas: No.

Lucas: Me.

(Okay I guess)

Suzie: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*

(Suzie, I don't think that's how it works lol)

Dustin: Tell Erica off, Robin! Assert yourself!

Robin: That's my ice cream!

Dustin: Good! Now let them have it!!

Robin, handing Erica the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

(s3 be like lmao)

Guess that's it! I might make some more!