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I was bouncing off walls when I joined this fandom as Stranger Things is an obsession for me. Now I'm not sure when I should jump into posts and if they're worth going into. Also, there's the statements of toxicity that have got me worried. There's a drought in activity as well, but that's probably because we have to wait 2 freaking years for the next season. So yeah, I might leave for a little while, but I'll be back. For new seasons and new spinoffs. And if you're looking for more Millie, Enola Holmes 2 is out. I'll be watching it tonight. So everybody, take care.

I saw three people going out as Eleven when I expected at least seven eleven's.

EH?

1. Entrance: Welcome to Hawkins! Stay long, come back quick!

2. The House: Enjoy the company of some of our most famous residents the Creels! Maybe even play a game with Herny, at your own expense.

3. Hawkins Lab: Flickering lights in your house? Don´t worry, it´s (probably) not a monster. Just take it up with Dr. Brenner and he´ll fix your problem. But one thing, don´t ask why he looks so tired, you won´t be getting an answer.

4. The Library: Everything that´s ever happened in Hawkins is listed here. Though some things aren´t for the faint of heart. Who knows, maybe some secrets are about? Make sure you return the books on time, don´t be a Dustin.

5. The Junkyard: Anything the dogs have touched is theirs, don´t try it.

6. Hopper´s cabin: Just a father and daughter living peacefully in the woods. No dark secrets at all.

7. Starcourt Mall: Currently closed on accounts of [Redacted].

8. The Byers house: All of them deserve better, some more than most

9. The Pool: Make a splash! Eat some ice cream! Rustle with friends! Just keep it manageable. We´re short on life guards.

10. The Crack: Thanks to our good otherworldly pal, we can catch a glimpse of his dark dwellings. Of course we can´t go in, unless extra is paid

11. The Upside Down: It´s home! Yet it isn´t. Why does it look like that? Nobody knows. Make sure to shower to have less of a scent, and don´t bring any other tasty items aboard. If all else fails the Fruity Four´s got your back

12. The Mind Realm: Very exclusive, very enchanting, very deadly. But otherwise a once in a lifetime experience for most. Say, you´re comfortable with bodies trapped in vines, right?

"Dear Terry, I have no idea if this will get to you. Ever since... that happened comms have been silenced. Suits don't want this getting out to the soviets. And with good reason too. Something's happening in this jungle, something bad. I've seen it. I can't quite understand what it is. All I know is, it's being used as a weapon. It does a good job filling that role. Squads have fallen to its feet in seconds. Where did it come from? I don't know. I just hope I can kill it and live."

-Your's truly, Andrew Rich

Vecna: Welp, Eddie, Will, Kelley. That concludes our meeting. Looking forward to future ones. But before you go, allow me to grab you some scones.

Eddie: Sounds cool

Will: Noice

Kelley: Yes please

(Two seconds later)

Vecna: (bloodcurdling screams)

(His gang runs to the stairs to see him)

Kelley: What's wrong?

Will: Are you hurt?

Eddie: Did you find an embarrassing picture of yourself?

Vecna: I'm fine, nothing's wrong, and every picture I take of myself is glorious. It just slips my mind that idiots on twitter have put a giant man-eating three-headed dragon in my living room.

Gidorath: Dude, your scones are so good

Vecna: Thank you G

Draw them hanging out mayhaps?

I'm just saying, if you reference her actions in seasons three and four you'll find some radical differences. I'd list them but I don't want to turn this into an essay so I'll just give out a few. For one, in season three she was kinda jerky like Steve was back in season one. Now, I never read the book Rebel Robin so I can't get why (no spoliers in comments pls). And on her own she managed to crack the Russian code. I mean, watching the past seasons I assumed Dustin would be the one to do it. Though, watching season four she's nicer (that's a plus) but a little more clumsy (kinda con material) and probably dealing with anxiety (of what I have a few assumptions, but they won't be listed). Not saying this is bad or anything, I'm just saying that we should've been given more context as to how it happened. I mean, Steve had a three season long arc alongside Nancy. To see the results in season four, that's satisfaction right there. Was this sudden change for the better and should we have been given more context? Leave answers in the comments below.

What would a Stranger Things beach episode look like?

Here's a few of my concepts

• Concert out by the sands (Eddie's band playing)

• Joyce and Hopper annihilating Murray and Anatov in beach volleyball

• Demogorgons dressing up as sharks to scare the beach-goers

• Vecna attempting to achieve a tan

• Will trying his hand at flirting (give him a good boy!)

• And ice cream vendors find demodogs eating out of their carts

What are your ideas for how a beach episode of Stranger Things would go down? Leave them in the comments below.