I was riding around California on the skateboard that Max gave a few months back. I was riding along, trying to find a restaurant to eat at, since I was pretty hungry. I saw a local Surfer Boy Pizza. This is the one that Argyle works at. I skated over to the restaurant and set my skateboard upwards next to the building and went inside. It looked like your typical pizza restaurant in the 80s. I saw Argyle at register. He was wearing his Surfer Boy Pizza work outfit. He was Native American, he had long black hair and brown eyes. I blushed a little and had a bit of a crush on him. I walked up to him and politely asked, "Can I work with you?" Argyle was very confused and was quite stoned as always. "Sure, my dude!" he chuckled. "But first, you gotta wear this." he said, whipping out a Surfer Boy employee outfit. "You're our brand new employee. Welcome to the Surfer Boy family." I thanked him and hugged him. There was a ladies restroom. Luckily, no one else was around, since people rarely came here. I changed into my work outfit. I walked out of the bathroom and showed my outfit off to Argyle. Argyle taught me how things work in the restaurant and even taught me how to make the pizza. There was a knock on the door that startled me, since I'm sensitive to loud noises. Anyways, a good friend of Argyle named Jonathan came in. Jonathan was Will Byers' older brother. "Look, our very first customer for the day." I said as I pointed at Jonathan. He, too, appeared to be stoned. He had messy brown hair and had a tired and high appearance on his face. And by high, you know what I mean. Both Jonathan and Argyle had something in common: they were both stoners. That's why Argyle was so laid-back and Jonathan was so carefree and goofy. "Hey, my dude!" Argyle said has he waved. The two stoners did a secret handshake and hugged each other, which was a pretty..... awkward hug. "Hey!" Jonathan said. "Do you want some pizza?" I shyly asked. "Sure!" Jonathan shouted excitedly. "What kind would you like, dude?" I asked. "I would like pepperoni pizza." I smiled and said, "Okay, coming right up! Why don't you sit down and wait until your pizza is ready." Jonathan had a small smirk on his face and said in a tired and laid-back voice, "Okay." I tossed the dough, put tomato sauce on there, put the cheese and pepperoni on there and put it in the oven. I walked up to Jonathan, who was sleeping, and told him that his pizza would be ready in a few minutes. He was awoken by his stomach that was growling. "Oh, alright!" Jonathan said impatiently. The oven went "ding!" And I went to check on the pizza, and, to my relief, it was done. Argyle got out the pizza and put in the box. "Here you go, my dude!" Argyle said. "Thanks!" said Jonathan as he drooled. "You're welcome!" said Argyle. "Um, can I eat, too?" I asked. "Sure!" Argyle said. A long day at work can make you pretty hungry. Me and Jonathan both ate that pepperoni pizza. It was pretty rad. "This is totally rad." I said. Jonathan said with his mouth full, "It sure is." I giggled as he chewed with his mouth open, which was somewhat gross, but was unfazed by it. After eating the pizza, I paid Argyle. Both Jonathan and I both left the restaurant, but not before saying and waving goodbye to Argyle. It was really fun working and hanging out with Argyle.
The End
Fun fact: This is longest fanfiction I've ever written, to be honest.