“We’re friends! WE’RE FRIENDS”

Something is coming... something hungry for blood."

"If anyone asks, I'VE LEFT THE COUNTRY!"

Mike: Would it have been SUPER FUNNY if I was taking a massive shit or something?

Max: But YOU WEREN'T!

Mike: bUt WhAt If I wAs?

Max: Then GROSS!

I'm our paladin, Will's our cleric, Dustin's our bard, Lucas is our ranger, and El's our mage.

“I love you”

“Ah, you ugly piece of shit!"