"I'm lookin at you roast beef."

Jesus this kids gotta get his ego in check

“Yeah it’s me don’t cream your pants”

Always the babysitter. Always the goddam babysitter!!

You know who pauses Fast Times at 53'5 ?

"People who like boobies robin!"

"It's finger-lickin' good!" (Slogan for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC for short) and "AHOY, LADIES!"

Scoops Ahoy

"I may be a shitty boyfriend, but I'm not a bad babysitter"

“Your whole family is a screw up”