I’d run

I would hide under my bed and call for Eleven

I’d stay indoors

I would die. At least it won’t be as painful

I would put on my Doomslayer armor and kill it with ease

I wold call my friend putin to bomb itss as-

Wouldn’t last a second. Already dead

In order of probability

1. Stare dumbfounded

2. Grab the small stone statue off my front porch and throw it to distract it

3. Snatch my laniard and drive off

4. Get a can of hairspray and a lighter or grab the blowtorch from my garage

5. Die on the spot

Welcome it inside

Die