before you go absolutely ballistic, ape, ham, insane, silly and goofy on me, just listen

don't give me shit either it's a theory 🗿

anyway i think dustin is going to p e r i s h... and here's why

REASON NUMBER ONE 🥱🥱- the hints

From seasons 2-4 there were litteral references to dustin croaking. it was probably for silly funny tee hee purposes but i over think and im proud of this theory so stfu

S2: "ur ass is grass ur dead, henderson"

S3: "ur mom isn't going to be able to find us if we're DEAD 👹 in a RUSSIAN ELEVATOR 😤" (this wasn't directed to dustin himself but he was in the room so he was a part of it)

S4: "do u wanna strangle him or can i??/we can take turns :)"

REASON NUMBER TWO 🥱🥱- the speaker

let me ask you a question, please.. who said all of these silly goofy lines about dustin being demolished??

STEVEN 😱

Now 😤☝️

all of s4 steve was being kind of a booty bumhole to dustin, and eddie wound up telling him "yeah dustin worships you" and stuff whatever and tbh the whole time i thought this was going to lead up to steves unaliving B U T maybe this is setting up none other than...

DUSTIN'S SACRIFICE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

REASON NUMBER THREE 🥱🥱 - the obviousness

i mean come on bro watched eddie get absolutely clapped by the bats, and steve gets beat up every single season. so dustin's probably going to be with steve when he's getting his ass kicked and dustin's gonna be like AH 😰 and then die saving steve or something

also they never killed max off and they're still yet to kill off a main character and dustin is probably the chosen one.

or maybe im over thinking bully me in the comments idc 💀