Are you from the upside down? Because you are demogorgeous.

Do you like pearls? You will never be able to resist these pearls.

I like you more than the amount of salt it took to make Eleven's sensory deprivation pool.

I'll be the eggo to your Eleven.

Is your name Nancy? Because I’m going to take creepy pictures of you from a distance while you’re in your room.

More coming