Russian Trooper: Hey lets invade Hawkins.

Russian General: Sure, great Idea but what should be our backup if we get our asses kicked by a bunch of American kids?

Russian Trooper: We got a bunch of Monsters from another dimension?

Russian General: Oh really, I want to use the Warsaw Pact.

Russian Trooper: Why?

Russian General: Because they might....NOT BE UNDER OUR CONTROL!!!

Russian Trooper: Oh.